Moses calls himself the "prophet's prophet," as he was told by God that the prophet Jesus would arrive, being the prophet of the prophet. Santa Claus is coming to town. ), (Chanukah is a Jewish holiday occurring around Christmastime. You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. Because of this, Santa claims he had best turn himself in, as long-suffering was salvation according the bible. Epic Rap Battles of History's Moses vs Santa Claus. Snoop, playing Moses, tweaked "commandment" with his trademark "-izzle" suffix to keep rhyme with "chisel"), 'Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. ), (Christianity is a religion that was created by in worship of Jewish prophet Jesus Christ. That's why my rhymes are so cold! With Snoop Dogg, Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd, Elena Diaz. It featured the Jewish prophet, Moses, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus. "Epic Rap Battles of History" Moses vs. Santa Claus (TV Episode 2012) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this yearâs hip-hop remake of âBible bad boy Mosesâ versus Catholicismâs Santa Claus. Moses vs Santa Claus. Three Christmas elves (EpicLLOYD) join Santa Claus during his second verse. Santa Claus Begin. Their latest video is no exception. Listen. Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard! (Egyptian rulers, or Pharaohs, kept others as slaves. All that sand turned your brains to mush! Moses' skin was dark from leading the Israelites in the hot desert for years with robes on, so Santa says he's been one too many days in the sun, replacing "one" with "Wan", as in Obi-Wan.). And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn ⦠This is a reference to his actor, Snoop Dogg, being known for smoking weed often.). ), (To deck means to decorate something or knock someone to the ground with a punch. Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. Compartir en Facebook Compartir en Twitter. Rap battles of the past include the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers. ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." Mohamedlloydybv. Cameo appearances: Elena Diaz and Monica Weitzel as Moses' Honeys. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." This line is also a possible reference to the fact that Snoop Dogg, who plays Moses, lent his voice to a Tom Tom GPS system in 2009. He also wants Santa to keep away from his stocking, which is used to put presents in. Moses is comparing Santa to the Pharaohs with his elves, and due to this, Santa is not a Saint, which comes from "St. Mozart vs Skrillex. Moses says that this is because of his weight.). A(z) "Moses vs. Santa Claus (Season 2)" című videót "EpicRapBattles" nevű felhasználó töltötte fel a(z) "zene" kategóriába. ), My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand. Santa rebuts the line about Moses "sleighing" him, insisting that he can't do a simple task of making people happy over the course of forty years. This track is on the following album: Begat deez nuts. The line is also a homophone to the words, “because this night”, the reason which will be explained in the next line. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong. Epic Rap Battles REACTION!!! Eddig 60 alkalommal nézték meg. geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. ), I crossed deserts and scaled mountains with my staff, (Moses brags about his treks from Egypt to the Promised Land, in which he carried his famous staff and climbed up Mount Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments.). Santa Claus is coming to town . Buy. ), They should call your hood the land of way too much milk and honey, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys." They also have attractive breasts, which make milk. Tweet on Twitter. According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. before the bread can rise you dummy. Moses! Santa says he'll punch Moses in the genitals. ), I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) 02:47 Snoop Dogg) Adam vs Eve. It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass, you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass.". The second of ten plagues brought upon Egypt by God through Moses was millions of frogs emerging from the Nile.). (Santa brings coal for naughty kids, implying that Moses is naughty. I'll beat you ten times. ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town! One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. Moses Versus! Moses berates Santa for wittingly being a symbol of such. (Santa traditionally uses eight reindeer to pull his flying sleigh. of my milk ⦠Here, he uses it to refer to Israel in the B.C. Moses vs. Santa Claus: Epic Rap Battles of History 02:20. Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer ), I'm a prophet you're a fat saint named Nick, (Moses claims himself as better than Santa Claus, saying that while he's a prophet, Santa is just a fat saint with a simple name. ", (Santa Claus keeps a "nice" and "naughty" list to keep track of who's been good and bad, as well as showing what bad things they have done. Sweet robes, Obi. One key reindeer is Rudolph, who has an unusual glowing red nose that helps navigation in clouds and fog. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. "When I was high upon the mountain," raps Snoop as Moses. So write this down. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. You're a glorified secretary, so write this down! This even shows up on his background in the rap.). Santa is stunned that these are even rules to follow.). You got a strict religion. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4 (Disclaimer) I do not own the windowed content. He says this rule in the same way the other Commandments are written, starting with "Thou shalt not".). Gennadiyfisg. Moses vs Santa Claus. (Moses was never told about Santa (mostly because he was from the 1200's BC, long before the story of Santa Claus was thought of). Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and ⦠But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous! I spit diamonds but I'm ⦠), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. Moses compares the Israelites he led to the Promised Land to Santa's elves, saying that his "crew" of the Israelites would defeat the elves, leaving Santa to plead for Moses to let the elves go. Men of faith are also required to have the foreskin of the penis trimmed, preferably at birth. (A shot at the Sixth Commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." 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Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week. sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. The golden calf became a symbol of worship. But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. Another meaning to this is that coal, when under intense pressure, can turn into diamonds.). You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass. ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. Curious, Moses walked over, and God spoke to him, commanding to go back to Egypt. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush. I'm from the North Pole! (Moses states he is leaving for the Promised Land of Canaan, which flows with milk, honey, and apparently, drop-dead gorgeous women, or honeys, as he calls them. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. "Moses vs. Santa Claus" 2:20: December 10, 2012 () Link: Jewish prophet Moses battles against the modern personification of Christmas, Santa Claus (Nice Peter). Moses vs Santa Claus â Epic Battles of History. He says, "With so much drama in the L-B-C," L-B-C referring to Long Beach, California. Vs! It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). As Moses led his fellow Jews to freedom, they could not make and eat bread to satisfy their hunger during their journey, as it would have taken too long to leaven. Begin! (Santa brings presents for kids once a year and represents most kids' favorite holiday, Christmas.). Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold! ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. ), (They're Santa's helpers, but they're magic. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. 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Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to ⦠The punishment was to wander for 40 years. (Santa knows if you've been "bad or good", and Moses possibly refers to "naughty" kids, meaning there's a sexual connotation to them, and Santa watches these kids in their sleep. Moses says he'll send out this snake again to have him attack Santa. I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy, (Moses says he'll beat Santa ten times in rhyme before bread leavens, or rises with yeast. Santa mocks Moses, saying that he'll never have Christmas, so he'll have to deal with the lesser holiday. I'm from the North Pole. Many verses in Genesis document a family history in the form "…and X begat Y, and Y begat Z…" It also references the Dr. Dre song "Deeez Nuuuts" on "The Chronic" album, which Snoop Dogg contributed a part to. (Santa read about Moses's religion, Judaism, and he finds it very strict. [Santa Claus:] Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him.) Moses wants Santa to not do that, for a reason that'll be explained in the following line. Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History | Length : 02:04 . (According to Santa, Moses appears to symbolize the look of a homeless man.). ), ("Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" is a popular Christmas carol, and here, Santa says he's making his entrance to beat Moses. 2:08. (A play on one of the ten Commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet ⦠), (The elves are fighting against Moses's previous lines about them being slaves, denying they're actually being used for free labor.). Snoop Dogg, 5,338 Shazams. In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Epic Rap Battles of History Season ⦠Santa says here that because Christmas is more popular and brings more gifts, Jews get envious.). You'd best arrest yourself; you broke your own law! You've been a naughty boy. ), You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho, (Moses calls Santa a "prostitute for profit" due to his late-night work schedule, his aforementioned merchandising, and his laugh pattern, stylized as "ho ho ho." (One well-known part of Moses' story was that God told him to raise his staff when the Egyptians were near, and the Red Sea split, allowing the Hebrews to escape. Watch Snoop Dogg single 'Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2)' Music Video! When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, (According to the Jewish religion, God revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses while he was on Mount Sinai. ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. If Moses had not laid the groundwork of Jewish religion and further on in time, Christianity, Santa would have never come to exist. Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. The difference is a lack of direct payment, as Santa is never depicted receiving direct monetary gain for his work. Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (Season 2) 423455.Erb.Battles 2017-01-21T14:00:37+00:00. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. He then inhales a joint and says, "God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. ), Where I'm from that's called breaking and entering, (Moses doesn't want Santa to come down his chimney because it is akin to a burglar breaking and entering into his house. VS! The phrase "Let my people go" is in the Bible, although it is usually attributed to God, who instructs Moses to tell the Pharaoh, "Thus sayeth the Lord, 'Let my people go, that they may serve me.'" Epic Rap Battles Of History. Epic Rap Battles of History. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments on stone plaques with a chisel, and now he wants to write an eleventh. Share on Facebook. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Moses_vs_Santa_Claus/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1493615. I spit diamonds but I'm serving up ⦠(A pot-shot at the Jews, the "chosen people" who, coincidentally, observe Hanukkah, often prior to Christmas. I'll split your ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'. "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. Stop preaching, homie. ), I took my folks and led them out of Egyptian evil, (Moses helped the Jews escape the Egyptian pharaoh that had them enslaved. Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass. This is most likely intentional ignorance used to insult Moses, misinterpreting "wander" as "lost".). 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